John "The Gneech" Robey (the_gneech) wrote,
John "The Gneech" Robey
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'Cause I'm a Blond! (Nyah Nyah Nyah)

I'm a Blond, by Julie Brown

'cause I'm a blond
I don't have to think.
I talk like a baby
and I never pay for drinks!
Don't have to worry 'bout getting a man
If I keep this blond and I keep these tan!

'cause I'm a blond, nyah nyah nyah
'cause I'm a blond, nyah nyah nyah

I see people working
it just makes me giggle
'cause I don't have to work
I just have to wiggle
'cause I'm a blond, B-L-O-N-D
'cause I'm a blond -- don't you wish you were me?

I never learned to read
and I never learned to cook.
Why should I bother
when I look like I look?
I know lots of people are smarter than me,
But I have this philosophy:
So what?

'cause I'm a blond, nyah nyah nyah

I see girls without dates
and I feel so sorry for 'em
'cause whenever I'm around
all the men ignore 'em!

'cause I'm a blond, nyah nyah nyah
'cause I'm a blond, nyah nyah nyah

They say that to make it
you need talent and ambition.
Well, I got a TV show,
and this was my audition:

Umm ... okay ... what was it? ... umm ...
Don't tell me ...
Oh, yeah! Okay.

"Duck, Magnum, duck!"

'cause I'm a blond, nyah nyah nyah
'cause I'm a blond, nyah nyah nyah

I took an IQ test
and I flunked it of course.
I can't spell VW
but I gotta Porsche!

'cause I'm blond, B-L-A-N-D
'cause I'm a blond -- don't you wish you were me?

I just want to say that
being chosen this month's Miss August
Is, like, a compliment that I'll remember for as long as I can.
Right now I'm a freshman in my fourth year at UCLA,
But, my goal is to become a veterinarian
because I love children!


'cause I'm a blond, nyah nyah nyah
'cause I'm a blond, nyah nyah nyah

Girls think I'm snotty
and maybe it's true...
With my hair and body
you would be too!

'cause I'm a blond, B-L- ... I don't know!
'cause I'm a blond, nyah nyah nyah
'cause I'm a blond, nyah nyah nyah
'cause I'm a blond, nyah nyah nyah!
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