John "The Gneech" Robey (the_gneech) wrote,
John "The Gneech" Robey
the_gneech

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What's the Matter, Boy?

You wonder why nobody ever
seems to talk to you
After all, you use an aerosol
and you've got three pairs of shoes
You got yourself a little education
and you keep up with the news

But when you walk in to a party
everybody stares
The girls drop drinks into their laps
and the boys fall off their chairs
Oh, but you're all alone when
everybody's leaving in pairs

If you ever stopped a moment
and thought about your ears
("Big, aren't they?" "I suppose they are")
Or that noise you make
when you've had a bottle of beer
Oh, try to make a mental leap
and perhaps it will come clear

Ohhh,
You're the man with the head of an ass!
You're the man with the head of an ass!
You're the man with the head of an ass!
And that's crass

Mmm, pin me back, Max

(bridge)

You want I should tell you something?

You see,
You're the kind of person
folks don't like to be around
You make them feel uneasy
when you say something profound
If you look close enough
I'm sure the reason can be found

You're the man with the head of an ass!
You're the man with the head of an ass!
You're the man with the head of an ass!
That's crass

Ooooh, how disgusting

How now, man with the head of an ass!
How now, man with the head of an ass!
How now, man with the head of an ass!
How now, man with the head of an ass!
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