Granted, I don't know if anybody has Madagascar Vanilla Red these days, the way brands come and go any more. My current box was bought last year sometime -- practically eternity in the mayfly minds of modern marketing.
It also gave me an idea for another Fictionlet, but I don't want to post too many at once. ;)
-The Gneech
EDIT: Hey, cool, the Celestial Seasonings page has a store locator. Turns out that I'll have to go to Safeway for a new box.