John "The Gneech" Robey (the_gneech) wrote,
John "The Gneech" Robey
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Open Letter to the Universe

Dear Sir or Madam:

In re: your recent behavior, with specific attention to the way you've been battering people and animals with hurricanes, earthquakes, fires, and of course annoying jobs, I am confident I speak for many when I request that you kindly lay off.

It's clear that you are stressed over something, but this kind of lashing-out behavior is unproductive and only leads to resentment and more difficulty in the long run. It is healthier and more pleasant for all involved to simply come together and discuss problems calmly and openly.

When you are ready to discuss your grievances calmly, clearly, and willing to work with us to move forward, we'll be happy to do what we can to create a healthy relationship. If you wish to have a mediator, or perhaps a counselor trained in dispute negotiation, that can be arranged. But this aggressive, abusive behavior in unacceptable and must stop immediately.

Thank you for your time.

-The Gneech
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