John "The Gneech" Robey (the_gneech) wrote,
John "The Gneech" Robey

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They're Crazy, That's Their Problem

Client: "Have the consultant come in and do ABC at great expense."
Us: "Are you sure?"
Client: "Yes."
Us: "Hey, consultant, here's a contract to do ABC."
Consultant: "Okey dokey, smokey!" *does ABC* "Here's the bill."
Us: "Consultant did ABC. Here's the bill."
Client: "We shouldn't have to pay this! He did ABC, and we've just decided we wanted him to do XYZ! Stop the payment!"
Us: ...

People wonder why I don't want the government to have any power that we can possibly avoid giving them.

Yarr. Excuse me.

I wanna go kill some monsters and take their stuff.

-The Gneech
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