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Feliz Navidad! (Merry Christmas!)
Feliz Navidad! (Merry Christmas!)
Feliz Navidad, prospero año y felicidad! (Merry Christmas, a prosperous new year, and happiness!)

Feliz Navidad! (Merry Christmas!)
Feliz Navidad! (Merry Christmas!)
Feliz Navidad, prospero año y felicidad! (Merry Christmas, a prosperous new year, and happiness!)

I want to wish you a merry Christmas!
I want to wish you a merry Christmas!
I want to wish you a merry Christmas!
From the bottom of my heart...

Feliz Navidad! (Merry Christmas!)
Feliz Navidad! (Merry Christmas!)
Feliz Navidad, prospero año y felicidad! (Merry Christmas, a prosperous new year, and happiness!)

Feliz Navidad! (Merry Christmas!)
Feliz Navidad! (Merry Christmas!)
Feliz Navidad, prospero año y felicidad! (Merry Christmas, a prosperous new year, and happiness!)

I want to wish you a merry Christmas!
I want to wish you a merry Christmas!
I want to wish you a merry Christmas!
From the bottom of my heart...

A-ha!!!

Feliz Navidad! (Merry Christmas!)
Feliz Navidad! (Merry Christmas!)
Feliz Navidad, prospero año y felicidad! (Merry Christmas, a prosperous new year, and happiness!)

Feliz Navidad! (Merry Christmas!)
Feliz Navidad! (Merry Christmas!)
Feliz Navidad, prospero año y felicidad! (Merry Christmas, a prosperous new year, and happiness!)

I want to wish you a merry Christmas!
I want to wish you a merry Christmas!
I want to wish you a merry Christmas!
From the bottom of my heart...
o/`

-The Gneech, dancing around like a maniac

Comments

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snapcat
Dec. 23rd, 2005 01:57 pm (UTC)
Po-lice got my car!
I pefer the alternative version...
Po-lice got my car!
Po-lice got my car!
Po-lice got my car!
Cuz I was dri-ving home drunk from the bar!
etc, etc, etc. Happy Holidays, Lion :)
dhlawrence
Dec. 23rd, 2005 02:09 pm (UTC)
Re: Po-lice got my car!
Or the full version ;)

Police stop my car.
Police stop my car.
The police made me stop, walk a straight line
And blow a balloon up.

Police stop my car.
Police stop my car.
The police made me stop, walk a straight line
And blow a balloon up.

They wanna wish me a sober Christmas.
That's why they always pull me over Christmas.
They say they're just making sure that there's
No open bottles in my car.

They wanna wish me a sober Christmas.
That's why they always pull me over Christmas.
They say they're just making sure that there's
No open bottles in my car.

Police roadblock.
Police roadblock.
Police roadblock.
I can smell the donuts as they smell my breath.

Police roadblock.
Police roadblock.
Police roadblock.
I can smell the donuts as they smell my breath.

They wanna wish me a sober Christmas.
That's why they always pull me over Christmas.
They're gonna let me out on bail this Christmas
From the bottom of their hearts.

Police lock me up.
Police lock me up.
The police lock me up 'cause when I blew, I blew a 2.1.
snapcat
Dec. 23rd, 2005 02:10 pm (UTC)
Re: Po-lice got my car!
I really need to download that ;)
thanks for the full version!
doodlesthegreat
Dec. 23rd, 2005 02:09 pm (UTC)
Fleas and David to you too, Gneech!
hallan
Dec. 23rd, 2005 02:35 pm (UTC)
I always wondered what that one line meant...

Hallan
jim_lane
Dec. 23rd, 2005 03:41 pm (UTC)
You realize now that the Gov'mint, in league with the RIAA, will now fine you $392,000 for the unauthorized posting of song lyrics on the Webernet.

That'll allow Jose Fleeceiano to gold-plate his collection of FLEAS...
torakiyoshi
Dec. 23rd, 2005 04:42 pm (UTC)
Froliche Weinachten to you, too, Gneech! *Hugs*

Dancing around like a maniac? Hmm... *Looks at the news post from yesterday again...*

Have the best

-=TK
maus_merryjest
Dec. 23rd, 2005 04:45 pm (UTC)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
I grew up in Ecuador. I've listened to Jose Feliciano. I've listened to that bloody song ever since I was a kid...


NOOOOO MOOOOOOOORE! *kills the Gneech, and then he flees to Lichtenstein* ;)
kylet
Dec. 23rd, 2005 04:53 pm (UTC)
I don't want a lot for Christmas/This is all I'm asking for
I just wanna see my baby/Standing right outside my door
Cuz I just want you for my own/More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true/Baby, All I Want For Christmas Is You!

Courtesy of Mariah Carey.

Is that better? XD :::Buys body armor:::
maus_merryjest
Dec. 23rd, 2005 05:04 pm (UTC)
*Prepares his siege weapon* ;)
exatron
Dec. 24th, 2005 12:37 am (UTC)
Lichtenstein, you say
O Tannenbaum, o Tannenbaum,
wie treu sind deine Blätter!
Du grünst nicht nur zur Sommerzeit,
Nein auch im Winter, wenn es schneit.
O Tannenbaum, o Tannenbaum,
wie treu sind deine Blätter!
maus_merryjest
Dec. 24th, 2005 01:12 am (UTC)
Re: Lichtenstein, you say
Aber, ich haße es nicht!

Still, still, still,
Weil's Kindlein schlafen will.
Die Englein tun schön jubilieren,
Bei dem Kripplein musizieren.
Still, still, still,
Weil's Kindlein schlafen will.

Groß, groß, groß,
Die Lieb' ist übergroß.
Gott hat den Himmelsthron verlassen
Und muß reisen auf der Straßen.
Groß, groß, groß,
Die Lieb' ist übergroß.
exatron
Dec. 24th, 2005 01:45 am (UTC)
Re: Lichtenstein, you say
I see I'm going to have to bring out the big guns.

o/I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
Only a hippopotamus will do
Don't want a doll, no dinky Tinker Toy
I want a hippopotamus to play with and enjoy

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
I don't think Santa Claus will mind, do you?
He won't have to use our dirty chimney flue
Just bring him through the front door,
that's the easy thing to do

I can see me now on Christmas morning,
creeping down the stairs
Oh what joy and what surprise
when I open up my eyes
to see a hippo hero standing there

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
Only a hippopotamus will do
No crocodiles, no rhinoceroses
I only like hippopotamuses
And hippopotamuses like me too

Mom says the hippo would eat me up, but then
Teacher says a hippo is a vegetarian

There's lots of room for him in our two-car garage
I'd feed him there and wash him there and give him his massage
I can see me now on Christmas morning,
creeping down the stairs
Oh what joy and what surprise
when I open up my eyes
to see a hippo hero standing there

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
Only a hippopotamus will do
No crocodiles or rhinoceroseses
I only like hippopotamuseses
And hippopotamuses like me too!
maus_merryjest
Dec. 24th, 2005 04:50 am (UTC)
Re: Lichtenstein, you say
*Rolls up his sleeves*

Lacy things, the wife is missin'
Didn't ask, her permission
I'm wearin' her clothes
Her silk pantyhose
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear

In the store, there's a teddy
Little straps, like spaghetti
It holds me so tight
Like handcuffs at night
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear

In the office there's a guy named Melvin,
He pretends that I am Murphy Brown
He'll say, "Are you ready?" I'll say, "Whoa Man!"
"Let's wait until our wives are out of town!"

Later on, if you wanna
We can dress, like Madonna
Put on some eyeshade
And join the parade
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear

Lacy things- missin'
Didn't ask- permission
Wearin' her clothes
Her silk pantyhose
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear
exatron
Dec. 24th, 2005 05:05 am (UTC)
Re: Lichtenstein, you say
*cracks knuckles and ponders whether to mention the barking dogs*

I saw daddy kissing, Santa Claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night
He didn't see me creep, down the stairs to have a peep
He thought that I was tucked up in my bedroom fast asleep

Then I saw daddy tickle, Santa Claus
Underneath his beard so snowy white
There must be some mistake, was I really awake?
I rub my eyes and moved in close up, better look to take
Then I..then I...hey..hey!

Then I saw daddy hugging, Santa Claus
He took his hand and pulled him to the couch,
It must have been just fine, Santa didn't seem to mind
Then daddy moved across the room to pour them both some wine,

Then I saw daddy fondle, Santa Claus
And on his beard he nibbled now and then,
I crawled across the floor, I hid behind the door,
I left it open just a crack so I could watch some more
then I..then I..then I...then I..

Then I saw daddy undress, Santa Claus
They quickly threw their clothes on a big chair
Well much to my surprise, I couldn't believe my eyes
It wasn't Santa after all but mommy in disguise

But I saw daddy kissing Santa Claus,
Underneath the mistletoe last night
Oh what a laugh it would it been,
If I had really seen daddy kissing Santa Claus that night..!!
kinkyturtle
Dec. 24th, 2005 07:06 am (UTC)
You say Lichtenstein, I say Liechtenstein
Ahem.
(Now?)
Yes, now.

I'm walking backwards for Christmas
Across the Irish Sea.
I'm walking backwards for Christmas
It's the only thing for me.

I've tried walking sideways, and walking to the front
But people just look at me and say it's a publicity stunt.
I'm walking backwards for Christmas
To prove that I love you.

An immigrant lad loved an Irish colleen
From Dublin's Galway Bay.
He longed for her arms, but she spurned his charms
And she sailed o'er the foam away.

She left the lad by himself on his own
All alone, a-sorrowing
And sadly he dreamed
(or at least, that's the way it seemed, buddy)
That an angel choir to him
An angel choir did sing...

I'm walking backwards for Christmas
Across the Irish Sea.
I'm walking backwards for Christmas
It's the finest thing for me.

And so I've tried walking sideways, and walking to the front
But people just laughed and said it's a publicity stunt.
So I'm walking backwards for Christmas
To prove that I love you.

Thank you. And for an encore...
(Hey, I didn't tink much of dat, I tink dat my side was better.)
Get that child out of here!
maus_merryjest
Dec. 23rd, 2005 05:00 pm (UTC)
*dances to Azucar Moreno's "Solo Se Vive Una Vez"*

Si no quieres aguantar y te quieres liberar
una frase te diré: "sólo se vive una vez".
Si no quieres discutir y te quieres divertir
escúchame bien, sólo se vive una vez.
Apaga el televisor y enciende tu transistor
y siente unas cosquillitas por los pies.
Prepárate pa'bailar y cuénta luego hasta tres:
one, two, three, ¡caramba!
Dale marcha al corazón ¡qué caramba!,
dale al cuerpo vacilón ¡qué caramba!
Sólo se vive una vez.
Quítate la represión ¡qué caramba!
suélta el pelo a la pasión ¡qué caramba!
Sólo se vive una vez.
Si te importa el "qué dirán" y te quieren enrollar
recuérdalo bien, sólo se vive una vez.
Si te quieren amargar con problemas y demás no te dejes convencer...
recuérdalo bien, sólo se vive una vez!
kamau_d_lyon
Dec. 23rd, 2005 05:00 pm (UTC)
Getting in the spirit I see. While not high on my list of favorite Christmas songs it does say it well.

Merry Christmas
the_mcp
Dec. 23rd, 2005 08:10 pm (UTC)
huddled in a corner, twitching...

make it stop... make it stop...



austinwolfclaw
Dec. 24th, 2005 06:59 pm (UTC)
I heard there is no Christmas
In the silly Middle East
No trees, no snow, no Santa Claus
They have different religious beliefs

They believe in Muhammad
And not in our holiday
And so every December
I go to the Middle East and say...

"Hey there Mr. Muslim
Merry fucking Christmas
Put down that book the Koran
And hear some holiday wishes.

In case you haven't noticed
It's Jesus's birthday.
So get off your heathen Muslim ass
and fucking celebrate.

There is no holiday season in India I've heard
They don't hang up their stockings
And that is just absurd!

They've never read a Christmas story.
They don't know what Rudolph is about
And that is why in December
I'll go to India and shout...

Hey there Mr. Hinduist
Merry fucking Christmas
Drink eggnog and eat some beef
And pass it to the missus.

In case you haven't noticed
It's Jesus's birthday
So get off your heathen Hindu ass
and fucking celebrate!

Now I heard that in Japan
Everyone just lives in sin
They pray to several gods
And put needles in their skin.

On December 25th
All they do is eat a cake
And that is why I go to Japan
And walk around and say...

Hey there Mr. Shintoist
Merry fucking Christmas
God is going to kick your ass
You infidelic pagan scum.

In case you haven't noticed
There's festive things to do
So lets all rejoice for Jesus
And Merry fucking Christmas to you.

On Christmas day I travel `round the world and say,
Taoists, Krishnas, Buddhists, and all you atheists too,
Merry Fucking Christmas, To You!
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