WORD: Continuous Section Break inserted.
ME: No, I said an odd page! Take that spurious "continuous" code out.
WORD: Next section completely reformatted.
ME: Grrr! Okay, fine. Insert a section break that starts on an odd page where I told you, and I'll reformat the next section.
WORD: Odd Page Section Break inserted.
ME: Okay, now I'll reformat the next section.
WORD: Odd Page Section Break changed to Continuous for no good reason.
WORD: Previous section completely reformatted. Stylesheet randomly changed.
ME: WTF are you doing??? Stop that! Undo!
WORD: Header deleted.
ME: I haven't been working in the header! Undo!
WORD: All section breaks changed to Continuous.
WORD: Style sheet randomly changed again.
ME: All I wanted was a section that started on an odd page!
WORD: House burned down. User sterilized.
ME: I hate you, Microsoft.
WORD: Nuclear missiles launched. Drill boring into user's brain.
-The Gneech, readying giant mallet